Oh man, it’s a skinfest out there. Can’t you hear grandmothers everywhere screaming, “Where’s the rest of your outfit?” When you’re wearing this little, every stitch counts. Look, laugh and learn!
The New Don’t: Unzipped Pants
We’re OK with the teeny bottoms, but leaving them undone? What’s the point?
Do Grab a Flowy Cover-up
Look at that: a cover-up that actually covers up. Well done! She’s a Do.
Mesh, Thongs and Camo!
The new Don’ts are so complicated they make you sweat just looking at them.
Un-Mellow Yellow: Do!
Basic black is great and all, but there’s something about a bright bikini that makes the beach that much more fun. These sunburst babes made us smile.
Heels With That?
Look, if you can walk across the sand in a pair of stilettos, you deserve a gold medal, but it’s still a Don’t. Oh, you’re poolside in Vegas or at a photo shoot? Then we’ll give you a pass.
Perfect Cover-up: Do Try a Button-down
The best ones are gauzy and easy, not like those starched things guys wear to work!
Brave Celeb Do: the Bare Face
Fresh out of bed, yet still smiling for the paparazzi. Double Do!